Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Birth Control

Think you want kids? Get a job at a daycare and spend all morning (or all day, take your pick) with 5 babies from 3-5 months. 5 babies who apparently hate you bc they just want to cry all day. all day long. You feed them, burp them, set them down and WHAMMMMO there they go. You pick them up and they calm down. Then spit up all over you and laugh at it. Still want kids? Only if you are crazy or delusional enough to think yours won't be like that. Or maybe they won't but mine will be.

This is the best birth control ever. We may never have kids. That's how mentally and emotionally scarred I will be after this job.

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