Now taking applications

It's a sad sad day here in the Winfield house. My roommate just moved out. Now who am I going to get to mow the yard, take care of the dogs, and most importantly make coffee in the morning.

So any roommate seekers....apply here. You must be able to fix toilets, mow yards, do dishes, feed dogs, make coffee, watch That 70s show, and perform miscellaneous tasks to the best of your ability. Rent's cheap.